New Year Resolutions

Oh lookie here.
2010 is nearly over. How time flies.
I'm starting to feel asphyxiated.
Why you ask?
No, I'm not going to die. Not yet at least.

Okay, I lied of being asphyxiated. Sorry about that.

So why did I feel asphyxiated but actually I just lied?
Because, the donkey told

the Gila monster that he liked the Gila monster.
So the Gila monster ate the donkey and gave birth to a...

penguin. Yes, that thing above is a penguin.

The Gila monster is real. No lie. I'm serious here.
Go research about it.

Now, for the real reason. I'm scared of the new year.
I haven't finish my homework.
You know why?
Because I love to procrastinate. I work better under pressure.
Everyone does. :D
So, have you guys done your homework?
So what if you did? Hmph. >:/

So we come down to the main topic.
New Year Resolutions.
Have you got your list ready?
No? Good. New year resolutions never do work out anyway.

Huh? My new year resolutions?
Calvin here will answer for me.

Yes, I don't need new year resolutions.
Okay, another lie.
Maybe I should start now.

ASHLEY'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS

1. Be a better person.

2. Stop caring what people think. It's a waste of time.
3. Be nice to everyone. At least try.
4. Do better in school. Who doesn't want that?
5. Exercise! Hell, I don't get enough of those.
6. Try to be more happy.

8. Procrastinate less.
9. Use condoms.
10. Pronounce persimmons properly.
11. Save unicorns. Because I can't seem to find one.

Yes. I'm going to take care of a unicorn. Just like that.
12. Learn to take a compliment. Even if it isn't the one I wanted to hear.
13. Love myself more.
because

So yes, to you all out there, love yourself :D
14. Swear less. Swearing is not cool.
15. Stop worrying about random crap.
16. Kill Simran. Not really. She's my best friend :B
17. Try to cut down on yaoi. It's not healthy.

Exactly, why I should stop.

Okay. That's it. I guess.
Hehe.

So, everyone usually waits till New Years to change over a new leaf.
But they usually end up like

that.

You don't want to be like that.
You want to be someone,
someone who can actually achieve all their resolutions,
someone who is determine to change,
someone like this

maybe not someone like that.

The thing is,
you don't need to wait till it's new year's so
you can carry out your resolutions.
Start anytime!
You can start 3am in the morning
on the 4th of July.
Nobody is going to stop you.
Unless you're a hobo.

Like this one here.

Honestly, you gotta pity this one:

Maybe not.

So, yeah.
That's it.
Merry Christmas and have a happy new year :D
Oh, and by the way, if you're a September kid,
you're parents most likely had "sexy time"
on New Year's eve. ;)